Fenderson P Cthulhu P Jesus (rocketllama) wrote in chaste4cthulhu,
Fenderson P Cthulhu P Jesus

I Have Failed

I failed Lord Cthulhu and the Elder Bastards! On several occassions. I am no longer pure, and now I have lost any chance of being desireable to the masters.

I'm sorry...
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Is there any possibility of a baptism to become a born-again virgin?

Also, if you were raped, some people think it doesn't count!

Plus, if your hymen is intact, it doesn't have to count either.

Yes, we're all born with em.
I have never, and shall never have a hymen.
Psh, no one remembers exactly what they were like at birth, and no one can predict the future absolutely!